We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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