no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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