Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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