made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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