Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
