He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
