That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
