Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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