We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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