Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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