I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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