She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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