THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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