So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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