Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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