i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i think im in europe. pls send help
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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