hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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