no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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