Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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