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  Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.

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• How does texting = pretending to be sleeping?

  Submitted by bbad on May 23, 12 at 2:18pm

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• so much more fun to join in..

  Submitted by keto06 on May 23, 12 at 2:29pm

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• Cough very loudly. Then go back to pretending to sleep. If they don't stop, you're safe to get up and leave the room.

  Submitted by Thompson11 on May 23, 12 at 4:08pm

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  • Lmfao!

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 23, 12 at 5:19pm

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• Same thing happened to me! Only I laughed, got up, said have fun and left... Certainly didn't do some stupid shit like lie about pretending to sleep while texting... Makes no sense...

  Submitted by Kamster on May 24, 12 at 12:29am

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• OP could have been lying on their side facing away and had their phone close to their chest. Unless the people are staring straight at OP then I doubt they'd notice since they're a tad busy.

  Submitted by sevran on May 24, 12 at 4:23am

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  • I guess i don't want that much thinking from my textsfromlastnight

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 25, 12 at 3:00am

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• If they were turned away and the couple wasn't paying attention, it could easily be done.

  Submitted by GA_Peach on May 23, 12 at 3:41pm

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  • Voice of reason.

    Submitted by anaily92 on May 23, 12 at 4:19pm

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• Join in!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 12 at 3:39pm

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• Grab her and see how well it goes. Chances are it goes well. They're already fucking right next to you. lol

  Submitted by ejy1989 on May 25, 12 at 8:13am

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• Yet you're texting. How does that work?

  Submitted by JJdoggie on May 23, 12 at 3:13pm

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• Yep must be some ninja skill otherwise it's bullshit. And I'm leanin towards the latter

  Submitted by trappenjonez on May 23, 12 at 3:29pm

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• Haha been there

  Submitted by sinisterplot on May 24, 12 at 12:24pm

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• Agreed I'd just pretend to ignore them too and get the fuck out of there ASAP ..

  Submitted by bs42077 on May 24, 12 at 12:38pm

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• So la

  Submitted by ibrokemytoe on May 23, 12 at 9:37pm

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