Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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