spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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