Duck Duck Cougar?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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