You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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