You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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