whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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