I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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