it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
