She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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