I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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