it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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