So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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