i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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