Hey man sorry I got all grabby
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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