their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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