You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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