question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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