No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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