Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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