Plan B is the new Plan A
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
