I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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