He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't deserve a penis
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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