Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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