I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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