I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I lost the right to judge tonight
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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