This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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