dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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