Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So many bounce houses so little time
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
God I need to hump something, right now.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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