It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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