There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
